simplicity-all i ever want.

7:11 PM

I’m going to talk about the ELDDS auditions today.

Ok.

Those bloody Sec. Ones SUCK!

I don’t want ANY of them in ELDDS. They are all SUCKERS and LOSERS.

Seriously. I’m not being harsh

I’ll tell you why I hate them now.

a) 70% of them speak with FAKE accents.
b) ALL of them were “main characters” for the play on their “Primary School Graduation night”.
c) ALL of them come up with the SAME excuse for wanting to join ELDDS. “I want to join ELDDS because I love acting.”
d) WOW. The TOLIET has suddenly become a favorite acting stage for this year’s Sec. Ones. “Sometimes when I am alone in the toilet, I look at myself in the mirror and I go ‘Waa.’” And they posed like they’re cheeks were stuck to the misty mirror or something. And what could I say? “Thank you very much for your speech and the little bit of acting element you had inside.”?!?!

There was a question asked by a very prestigious ELDDS member to a Sec. One for her interview. It was something like “Which actor or actress do you like best?”

This was a perfectly safe question and wasn’t tricky at any stage. I had a feeling that she might be in if she answered the question correctly.

I remembered her answer clearly, word for word.

The Sec. One replied, “I have no favorite actor or actress. If they act good, then I like them. But if they act bad, then I don’t like them.”

Gee. That was new. I was always under the impression that if actors or actresses acted badly, people do not idolize them. This girl was bringing a new change to my life, telling me that certain people might like a bad actor or actress. Wow.

There was another question to another Sec. One saying “Do you like actresses or actors because they are hot?”

I know, I know. This question was very tricky. However, the girl replied “I am too young to know what ‘hot’ is.”

Wow. Don’t I just wish that a couple of them were to join ELDDS this instant.

Love,
McGonagall

©redits. Posted by Neville Longbottom... Sighx.

SO DEEP