simplicity-all i ever want.

2:22 PM

GOSH GUYS.

I AM SO SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T POSTED IN YEARS.

REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY.

GUESS WHY.

I HAVE TWO GOOD REASONS:-

1. THE FREAKING COMPUTER PEOPLE CHANGED MY FREAKING INTERNET DOMAIN AND I COULDN'T GO ONLINE FOR ONE WEEK.

2. THE BLOGGER PEOPLE SAID THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY COOKIES SO I WAS DENIED ACCESS.

OKAY, THESE ARE TWO GOOD REASONS BECAUSE:-

1. I DON'T KNOW WHAT A DOMAIN IS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY WIRELESS INTERNET CONFIGURATION CODE IS.

2. I BASICALLY COULDN'T FIND ALL MY FREAKING DOCUMENTS AND I FREAKED OUT AND CRIED.

3. I DON'T LIKE COOKIES WITH NUTS SO I DIDN'T INCLUDE ANY. THERE WERE BASICALLY CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN THEM.

SO.

THERE YOU GO.

AND I FINALLY MANAGED TO LOG ON TO BLOGGER TODAY AFTER MY PROMISED TWO FREAKING WEEKS AND I AM SO SO SO SO SO SORRY.

ANYWAY, THIS IS A PIECE THAT I HAVE WRITTEN OVER THE FEW DAYS. I KNOW IT IS SHORT AND LAME AND DUMB BUT... HEYS, LET'S FACE IT. I'M NOT EXACTLY A COMPUTER DUDE SO I DON'T KNOW LOTSA STUFF. ANYWAY, LET'S GET INTO IT.

*Names have been changed to protect privacy.

Once upon a time, there was this girl who lived in a beautiful town.

Her name was Michelle. Everyday, she went to school to study, as every other NORMAL kid in the town. She was every teacher's pet. When they talked in the staff-room they only spoke of her good points and praised her.

Michelle had a classmate in school named Michellina. Michellina was an exact 180 degrees to Michelle. Michelle was everything GOOD Michellina was not. Michelle was smart and pretty. Michellina was dumb and ugly. Michelle consistently paid attention in class and answered questions confidently. She was popular. She even knew the teachers well on a first-name basis.

Michellina never paid attention in class. She shrugged and pouted whenever she had to answer any questions. She was so scared to face the world and was so cowardly. Soon, their classmates grew so bored that they stopped asking her questions altogether. The teachers in class never even knew Michellina EXISTED.

Michelle was extremely hygienic and brushed her teeth after every meal. Michellina still had gravy stains on her shirt and her fingers, even after recess, as she never bothered to wash her hands.

Michelle ate healthy food like sushi, and occasional food like German sausages and Sauerkraut.

Michellina ate Chicken-Hor-Fun and drank gallons and gallons of diluted Milo everyday.

And one day, there came the fateful day when they met in the toliet. Michellina has always adored Michelle.

Michelle was her idol. when Michellina had finally seen her idol face-to-face, she fainted.

Michelle got so panicky that she got a teacher and they sent Michellina off to a hospital.

Michellina was so touched that she cried and Michelle was so bewildered. Michellina then coffessed all her fellings about Michelle to her.

Michelle then became good friends with Michellina. Michelle motivated Michellina to start studying.

She was so kind that she even tutored Michellina for free. However, Michellina never beat Michelle as Michelle was far far smarter than Michellina. They then lived happily ever after.

AWW.. WASN'T THAT A TOUCHING STORY? ANYWAY, TO LET YOU KNOW, I TYPED MY ENTIRE POST IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO ENABLE YOU PEOPLE TO DIFFERENTIATE MY STORY AND MY POST.

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOODBYE!!

LOVE,

Postscript: Bad Day is a fantastic song. And I have more of such stories that I will upload in near future.

ME

SO DEEP